Oklahoma Secedes!

Ok-Lah-HO-Ma.  You know, the state that’s on the other side of the Red River?  Vacation destination for Texas legislatorswhen in-session?  Full of “Injuns” armed with casinos?  SoonersSlowpokes Cowpokes Cowboys?  Am I alone in the room?

Okay, maybe it’s not secession.  Maybe they just declared what the Constitution clearly states, no matter the claims of the Cult of Lincoln:  each of these united States is sovereign.  [The real shocker here:  politicians who can read (the Constitution)]

The text of the resolution is here. (Thanks to the LRC blog for the link)

But, hey, it’s a start.  I don’t know what is driving this, but there are certainly plenty of reasons from which to choose.  From unfunded federal mandates like Bush & Kennedy’s “No Child Left Behind,” to the NAFTA Super-de-duper Highway, to the threat of judicial tyranny in regards to OK’s anti-illegal alien laws.  Oklahoma obviously has the cojones that I wish Texas still had.

What’s the probable outcome of this?  Well, I think it’s kind of like that carnival game with all the gophers — though, in this instance, maybe “prairie dogs” would be more appropriate — where the first one to stick its head up is the first one to get whacked.

The libertarian in me kind of hopes that this ends up sparking a movement that stuffs the djinni of the federal government back into its lamp.  Let’s look at what the US would look like if there were actual respect for Constitutional limits on government:

  • Most every Cabinet-level department would be gone.  The President could still have a Cabinet of advisers, but the bureaucracies those positions now represent would no longer exist.  Argument in support of a Secretary of Defense — as in, defense — could be made, but I think that would be a purely administrative position, sort of a glorified JCS.  With no powers.  All of the bureaucratic mess that is lumbering along now [largely, Congressional responsibilities that have been abdicated by Congress] would be returned to the legislative branch.  Aw, heck.  Make that “every Cabinet-level department gone.”
  • No standing armies.  Look into history; any time a state has maintained standing armies, it has been because they were hegemonic or despotic, either oppressing citizens of another state, or oppressing their own citizenry.  No standing armies would mean that we’d have no need of military installations in nearly 150 countries around the world.  It would also mean the de facto  state welfare [especially in the South] provided by the military would dry up, forcing states to develop their economies.
  • Gold standard; no central bank.  The Constitution gives Congress — and Congress alone — the power to mint money.  The Federal Reserve Bank is a quasi-governmental corporation, which essentially cartelizes and socializes the American banking industry.  When banks lose, you lose.  When banks win, you lose.  Real, asset-backed money and market-set interest rates would stop the ups and downs of the business cycle.  No boom, no bust, no bubbles.
  • No redistribution of wealth.  Not only would there be no IRS and no income tax [or un-FAIR tax, or sales tax, or any other direct tax], but there would also be no Social Insecurity, no welfare, no subsidies.  Watch the markets boom when people become the masters of their own destinies incomes, when they are forced to work — even innovate — to eat.  Watch industry soar and prices plummet when governmental meddling in such things as wages, transportation, capital investment, resource allocation, and prices comes to an end.  No natural disasters which result in wasteful and fraudulent government aid at taxpayer expense.  No market collapses that result in criminal seizure of taxpayer monies to prop up failed, anachronistic businesses which refuse to, or simply can’t, adapt to new market conditions.  No subsidies distorting market forces and causing shortages in essential commodities.
  • The role of the federal government would be circumscribed to the bare minimum:  fix what roads are not privately owned; defend our sovereign borders [against actual threats — such as being overrun by Third World socialists — not presumptively "imminent threat" paper tigers with fourth-rate militaries half a world away]; promote healthy, mutually beneficial domestic and foreign commerce [largely by staying the heck out of the way of it — no sanctions, no "free trade" agreements, no "Most Favored Nation" status given to any foreign trade partner]; promote the general welfare by protecting the rights of [inherent] minorities and enabling equality of opportunity [but not foolishly trying to guarantee equality of outcome].

Don’t misunderstand me.  I think human beings have an obligation to care for others who can’tcare for themselves; but charity is one thing, compulsion is another thing entirely.  And I’m not some starry-eyed Utopian; I know full well that few, if any, of the above reforms are likely to happen.

But wouldn’t it be great if they did?

Oklahoma was pretty much a leader in the illegal alien thing — a trendsetter, even — and that made them “OK” by me. [C'mon... you knew it had to happen]  Here’s to hoping that this lights off another wave:  one of forcing the Federal beast to stay within its Constitutional limits.

Canadian Superior Court Abolishes Parental Rights…

Big Brother knows best

…Judge Says “Big Brother Knows Best.”

Okay, maybe not “abolishes.”  But something along the lines of “effectively abolishes,” or “paves the way for abolition of” would be more precise.  Even “thumbs its nose at.”

COURT OVERTURNS FATHER’S GROUNDING OF 12-YEAR-OLD

OTTAWA (AFP) — A Canadian court has lifted a 12-year-old girl’s grounding, overturning her father’s punishment for disobeying his orders to stay off the internet, his lawyer said Wenesday.

The girl had taken her father to Quebec Superior Court after the refused to allow her to go on a school trip for chatting on websites he tried to block, then posting “inappropriate” pictures of herself online using a friend’s computer.

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According to court documents, the girl’s Internet transgression was just the latest in a string of broken house rules.  Even so, Justice Suzanne Tessier found her punishment [!!!] too severe….

I understand that the average Quebecois is superior even to the average Frenchman, who, as we all would agree, are just the best darn people on the planet.  But Heronner Tessier just takes the cake on this one.

I believe, were I this young lady’s father, not only would Ms. Tessier be the proud new parent of a froward preteen, but she also would be receiveing the forwarded bill for court costs.  This fop certainly has no right to rule on lawful parental discipline, and should be ridiculed for not throwing the case out.

On Canada’s National Post, Lorne Gunter agrees:

Ms. [Lucie] Fortin [the girl’s lawyer] and the Quebec Superior Court judge who sided with her client have stepped so far over the line of what is appropriate state intervention in family affairs it’s hard to measure their transgression. This is an appalling example of the state no longer understanding that there is a private sphere into which it must not tread.

The father was not beating his daughter. Apparently, the father and mother are in the midst of a bitter custody battle, and some experts have suggested that somehow that is a mitigating circumstance that explains why the girl going to court is not as outrageous as it seems. But if anything, that makes the court’s actions worse. Here is a father who has full-time custody struggling to keep his daughter from getting caught up in the whole world of Internet predators, while also dealing with all the issues of discipline and conflicted loyalties that arise from divorce, and now the court has made his task far more difficult.

Even if his punishment is an overreaction, unless the judge wants to take over raising his daughter directly, calling all the shots, making all the emotional, on-the-ground, late-night decisions, the judge should butt out.

If the state has no place in the bedrooms of the nation, it also has no place in its family rooms.

Ah, Canadia!  Where the men are men [until effectively castrated by a woefully overreaching judiciary]!

At least that kind of naked government intrusion can never happen here in America!