Il Principe (O La Principessa)

[NOTE:  The title is Italian for "The Prince (Or The Princess)," and is an unapologetic reference to Niccolò Machiavelli's 16th century treatise on proper governance, The Prince.  For the unread among you, Machiavelli proposed authoritarian and absolute rule in order to maintain stability; the security of the ruler was prized more than morale or liberties of the subjects.  In fact, Machiavelli famously wrote – with some significant qualifications – that "it would be best to be both loved and feared.  But since the two rarely come together, anyone compelled to choose will find greater security in being feared than in being being loved," which has since been boiled down to "it is better to be feared than loved;" other maxims of power that could be attributed to him, in spirit, if not in fact, include "by any means necessary," and "the ends justify the means."  The overarching theme, if it may be reduced to such, is that a ruler must pursue his own best interests in any case, while making sure to not agitate his subjects excessively; it is a study of how to gain, build, and maintain power for its own sake.  Machiavelli stated that he would not in this work discuss republics, but, let's face it, we no longer live in one.]

Back in December, a “holiday card” was anonymously sent out to South Carolina’s GOP faithful.  It included a passage from the cultic Book of Mormon that had been obviously selected to color the Mormon church, and by derivation, Mitt[ens] Romney, as inherently and irredeemably racist. [Because we all know there is nothing in the world as bad as being a racist.  You could eat your own children and be better off than a racist]  It was widely believed, you’ll recall, that this was an attempt by the Mike Huckleberry campaign to pick off Romney from behind, since he [Huckster] had so blatantly condemned Romney and all Mormons by being a Christian™ former pastor.

Another [now largely defunct] blogger commented at the time that this was, without laying blame anywhere, despicable and significant of the worst of political scheming.  I replied, thus:

I dunno… Call me a cynic, but it’s entirely possible that the Romney campaign could have sent this, in an effort to smear the other campaigns via blowback. I mean, wasn’t Romney the first to begin attack ads in Iowa?

I know, it seems too Machiavellian to be true.  But I have an enduring and absolute faith in the utter depravity of all humanity.  And this presidential campaign cycle has from its beginning been a war of attrition on all fronts, a no-holds-barred free-for-all.  And no tricks too dirty.  [I've seen mosh pits with more decency]

So, now, we have this picture, “broken” by Drudge:

Obama Dress-Up

Now there’s a lot of hootin’ and shoutin’ about BO being a terrist, a “stealth Muslim,” even accusing him of being in cahoots with the Very Bad Men.  I’ll allow that he’s in cahoots with ‘em, but no more so than Billary, Huckleberry, and Johnny Windsock.  Of course, I probably have a different idea of who the Very Bad Men are than those perpetrating these shenanigans.  But I digress.

The publication of this picture by Drudge, “provided by a Clinton staff member,” [according to the New York Times] set off a firestorm of accusations of Billary smear tactics, fearmongering, and worse.  Billary swore up and down that she had no knowledge whatsoever, and the pic didn’t come from her camp.  BO accused.  Billary denied.  He said.  She said.  Blah, blah, blah.

To quote Clinton’s own new campaign manager, Maggie Williams, “Enough.

I would not be surprised to learn that Drudge hadactually received this shot from Clinton’s campaign.  The conciliatory moves Clinton’s been making toward him are well-documented, and they could’ve very well been in bed together on this.

But at least as well-documented is Matt Drudge’s dislike for the Clintons, and his love of the neocon war machine.  Though he publicly split with Faux News a few years ago [over editorial and journalistic differences], he’s been beating the same drums as most Murdoch vassals.  Iran Is Evil, Giuliani For President, Those Pesky Insurgents.

I find it hard to believe that he’d've been able to resist the opportunity to torpedo Billary’s candidacy via a similar blowback smear to the one described above.  Obama [or, less likely, Gravel... but I find it hard to believe he's awake and alert enough to find something like this, or come up with such a plan]“leaks” this pic to Drudge with the express understanding that he will plaster it up on his site and cast aspersions on Obama’s religion and loyalties.  Since BO is a major player, he predicts that such a move will play out in his favor:  he can rely on the Party faithful to launch a red-faced defense of him, on the MSM to forego any questioning of him in fear of appearing racist by implying that people aredifferent, and he can sit back and take calibrated shots at Billary [because he knows that support for her candidacy drops in inverse proportion to the shrillness of her voice].

Of course, there’s always the possibility that this is what it seems to be, and maybe I’m mis-over-estimating BO.  And there’s precedent here, as well:  Waffle Bill’s “fairy tale” comment, the Bob Johnson ”won’t say what he was doing” thing, the Bill Shaheen “so many openings” comment.

Either way, I think the “brass tacks” is that neither of these two Democrats – nor, for that matter, Huckster or Johnny Windsock – is fit for the Office of the President.

But they’d probably all fit right in at court in a medieval Italian kingdom.

A Rant

Johnny gets yer guns!

Most don’t know this [because most don't care to research for themselves, content instead to be spoon-fed their information from state-approved sources] but John McCain (Media – AZ) [hereinafter referred to as Johnny Windsock] is no fan of firearms, nor a proponent of the Second Amendment.

Chuck Baldwin recently wrote about how ol’ Johnny Windsock has a history of UN-like statist views of private gun ownership.  The Gun Owners of America give Windsock an F-minus because he lo-o-o-o-oves him some Constitution.  Puh-lease!  Looking at these two, Windsock and Huckleberry, I can’t decide which one is Tweedledum, and which is Tweedlestupid.  Or maybe it’s not them.  Maybe it’s the Republican base.  [The vast majority of which is Southern evangelical Christians™.  Conservative Southern evangelical Christians™.  People like me... but not really so much like me, can ya' dig?]

Wake UP!  There are far, far worse things in this world than Hillary Clinton, people!  Are you really so scared of men – men, humans [!] – that you’d mortgage your “lives, [y]our fortunes, [y]our sacred Honor” to Oz, the Great and Terrible, in hopes of a few more years of comfort, no matter how dictated, how controlled, how surveilled? [If I hear one more person ask me, "why do you care whether the gummint's listening, if you're not doing anything wrong?," I tell you, "I [will] stab him 76 times.  I [will] gouge out his eyes, I [will] cut off his fingers, I [will] not hesitate.  But that’s me.” (With apologies to Laura Linney and Gregory Hoblit)(And William Diehl)(And anyone with a weak stomach)]

Why is it that thinking, believing people are so willing to go all heels-up for the state when there’s an idiot with an “R” after his name [as opposed to an idiot with a "D" after his name] at the wheel?  Yeah, sure, Romans 13 says that all governments are instituted by God [which kinda makes you wonder why Christians™ are so gung-ho to take down those they are told – by the gummint – not to like], but only because we’re too stoopud to accept God as our King; he gives us what we ask for, and we get what we get.

So, what do you want?

Ihre Papiere, bitte.  [Your papers, please.  Auf Deutsch.]

How do we keep the terrists out? How do we keep our society safe?

Do we enforce immigration and Visa laws?  Do we defend our borders by, say, actually defending our borders?  Can we even just build a stupid fence already?

What? No, no, no… you’ve got it all wrong!  We don’t need to go do all that [rational, logical, and effective] stuff!  There’s a much easier boondoggle way!

The REAL ID!

That’s right! Now, we can, without federal support, but under federal decree, ensure that the Very Bad Men don’t hurt us by simply telling every single law-abiding citizen that, before he can do anything as simple as go to the store for some milk, he must be able to prove to any requesting government official that he actually is who he says he is, and has a right to be doing whatever it is that he’s doing!

Invasion of privacy?  Surrendering of basic civil rights in the name of a questionable promise of a minimal increase in public safety?  Police state?  What are you talking about?!!??

It’ll keep the terrists away!  I tell you, it’s better than DEET!

Besides, this is America, dagnabbit!  Founded on those inspiring, immortal words, “Give me Liberty, or give me a really good reason to kvetch!”

Bobby doesn’t get your guns!

Congress apparently agrees that they, after all, actually will have to pry them from your “cold, dead hands.”  ‘Bout time they got something right.

And who pushed this?  None other than the fresh-faced new Governor of Louisiana, Bobby Jindal.  [Then-Congressman (R-LA)] Keep an eye on this guy; he’s going places. [And not just to the bank, like his predecessors]

One final thought

Came across this, couldn’t pass it up:

Being John McCain

Here’s something interesting.  I came across it last weekend, and I was gonna let it lie.  But I can’t.  Just food for thought.

Please, read on….

As you may have heard, Senator John McCain (R – Media), is running [largely do to the fact that it's his turn] for what is incorrectly dubbed “the highest office in the land.” [I say "incorrectly" because citizen is the highest office in this once-great republic, not the Chief Executive; this is something the American proletariat desperately needs to grok.]  Not many people are aware of this, but this favored son of a US Navy Admiral, who was himself son of a US Navy Admiral, exited the Navy a mere Captain [That's an O-6, not an O-3 as in other, lesser, branches] a decade after five long years as a POW in North Vietnam [reportedly the home of the "gooks"].  A Naval Acadamy grad [barely] and fighter pilot [who splashed five jets] who was ever the maverick, he was apparently known to be severe, especially with subordinates, and a philanderer, also notably with subordinates[This may account for the truncating of the tradition of Admirals McCain] Also, you might not have heard:  he’s a war hero.

After his detachment from the Navy, he entered national politics, where he has been a boil on fixture of the Rump Congress ever since.  He has ever been the defender of civil liberties, national sovereignty, constitutional integrity, lower taxes, and honest government.

Now, the guy who dressed down Giuliani on national television over the inhumanity of torture, who has stated many times that “waterboarding is torture,” and who has been calling for the current administration to adopt the interrogation standards defined in the Army Field Manual, yesterday voted against implementation of those guidelines, and thus for continued use of such CIA tactics as waterboarding.

Is this his John Kerry [another war hero, if you haven't heard] moment?

McCain was against torture, before he was for it.

GOP, meet your candidate of choice. [You deserve him]

Senate Shilling for Bush, Big Telecom

In a shocking [to me, at least, but not exactly unexpected] move for Big BrotherGovernment, statist powers and unaccountability have made a move to grow greatly this week.  The Senate on Tuesday voted to give King George II his eavesdropping powers, despite two-and-a-quarter centuries of Constitutional government (perhaps excepting the “Crazy Years” of the War of Northern Aggression, when that wacky Lincoln was thumbing his nose at the Constitution and Blackstone) and centuries of the Rule of Law in the West.  Adding insult to injury, not only does Big Telecom get immunity from civil lawsuits in this sweetheart deal, but this immunity is RETROACTIVE!!  [I can't freaking believe this.  What's next?  Repeal ex post facto?  Oh, wait...

Why should this matter, you may ask?  What difference does it make if they tap terrorists’ international phone calls?

A case study:  the U.S. Department of Education.  Started in humility by one James Carter, Esq. (having removed it from its ignoble home in the Department of Housing, Education, and Welfare), it was designed to give easier paths to federal funding to local schools, as well as ensure adherence of localities to federal laws concerning privacy and civil rights, as they apply to education.  This arguably collaborative and advisory cabinet-level department lasted just over two decades before being inserted as the arbiter of all things educational, by virtue of the “No Child Left Behind” Act.  [Famously penned by the infamous Chappaquiddick Ted, the law is generally blamed on George the Younger, who, rumor has it, is "a uniter, not a divider."  I doubt it would be much different if ol' Georgie had written it himself... but the Hero of Chappaquiddick probably would've opposed it, then, because it would've been a Republican law.  True to form, "[p]eriodically the two parties get together and do something that’s both stupid and evil.  This is called ‘bipartisanship.’”]  That worthy piece of offal legislation has made federal funding for local schools – as well as the for the states in which they reside – answerable to the federal/national/general government for everything they think, say, or do.

That was just education.  How much, then, greater the rate of expansion for national security?  How long until eavesdropping on domestic terror-related calls is allowed?  How much longer after that will they begin to find convenient justifications to begin listening in on random domestic calls, just in case they might come up with a possible threat?  And after the treatment of American citizen José Padilla, how do we vouchsafe the liberties of any American, once it gets to that point?  This eavesdropping law is something straight from the playbook of the old DDR, from the Stasi.

All of the woes of the Neocon Mutiny are wrapped up in this bill.  If there were no “War on Terror,” there is no way the Administration would be able to push this, and no way the Congress would go along.  If the government were spending within its means [like we all have to], there would be no war, because we couldn’t afford it without a tax increase that would seal the doom of all politicians backing it.  If our government didn’t participate in the massive redistribution of wealth (transfer payments [i.e., welfare] to both the poor and the corporate), money wouldn’t be so tight.  If we weren’t giving the whole farm away, there would be less of an incentive for indigents from Third-World countries to come and belly up to the socialist trough [and some natives would be further induced to be proactive in bettering themselves].  If the government had more rational monetary policies [that is, if they kept their fingers outta the pie], the devalued dollar wouldn’t be decimating the economy, and people wouldn’t be looking to the government for a bailout help.  And finally, if we weren’t looking to the government for help, we wouldn’t sit around passively and let Congress and the President pass a law that further erodes our cherished civil liberties.

Let me be clear: there is not a single terrorist threat of which border security and immigration enforcementwouldn’t take care.  Not Iraq, not Iran, not Saudi Arabia, nor any other Muslim country, could ever pull off an attack on America, if we were vigilant in patrolling our borders and enforcing our laws.  Talk about bringing a knife to a gunfight.

If you’re as ticked about this as I am, please look at this list, find your Senator, and let him [or her] have an earful.  My fellow residents of [Occupied] Texas will be relieved to know that their stalwart conservative Senators voted for America and against this abominable legisla— oops, that must’ve been in Bizarro Texas, where we have Senators who actually care about America and freedom.  No, Cornyn and Hutchison both danced to the statist piper on this one. [All hail the State, protector, sustainer, and author of our happiness!]

[One good thing of note:  Cornyn is up for re-election this year.  Two things:  Hutchison has already said she won't seek another term.  Please join me, at the polls, in inviting him to leave DC, never to return (except as a lobbyist).]

And members of the House are anxious to get this bill in their hands so they can pass it.  You may want to tell them about it, too.

To end on a lighter note, here’s a message from the Warmonger-Who-Would-Be-Chief and “Will.i.am”:

Now, you’ve had your chuckle…

Go call your Congressman!

Ron Paul Revolution (XVI-A): A Correction

Apparently, I’m fallible.  I thought Huckleberry would be the next to go.

This will come as a huge shock to those who know me best.  Namely, me.  [Not really]

My earlier efforts at prognostication notwithstanding – and here I may try my hand at some prestidigitation – it seems Romney will be the next to fall by the wayside[Oh, darn!  I guess it kinda stings when you spend tens of millions of your own money and still don't get to be homecoming king]

I shall attempt to carry on…

All better! :D

Now, all we need is for the Huckster to drop out [pending his indubitably promised VP slot on the November McCain ticket — he's a war hero, you know; and besides, it's his turn], and we can get on to the real race:  Ron Paul v John McCain.  [Which is really "Ron Paul v Democrat nominee"]

I mean, it’s fairly self-evident that the GOP is hemorrhaging voters – except, that is, the Ron Paul campaign, which is bringing in more new voters and crossovers than anyone else.  [Obama makes the believable claim that those lost Republican voters are rallying to his standard]  Why the RNC fails to acknowledge this is beyond my limited powers of deduction.

Waitaminnit…  Could it be because the current RNC leadership has a neocon military-industrial/big-government agenda to which Paul’s heavily libertarian message is anathema, but with which McCain/Huckabee is perfectly aligned? [Oops... I meant to say "McCain and Huckabee."  Silly me.]

Of course, if [when] Mikey-my-boy quits, McCain could just save himself the aggravation and cede the nomination to Dr. Paul.